"Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/29/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA
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"Dsscats" (dsscats)
09/29/2014 at 18:00 • Filed to: Letters to LA | 2
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Dear driver of a white Toyota Tacoma, license plate 4969something (Yes, I'll say it. Read on),
I don't know what you're fucking problem is. We're stuck in traffic trying to get on to the freeway (it literally took us 25 min to get up the off ramp alone, but thats not the point). The two lanes merge into one like, I don't know, an entrance does.
I'm trying to get in front of you because that's how it works. Note the "Zipper" part of the diagram below:
One car from each side goes. It's not that fucking hard.
You decided that the best course of action when I have my window down and am looking straight into your eyes is to get less than a foot away from the Audi in front of you and not let me in.
This wouldn't have been a problem if the car behind me hadn't have been so close and I couldn't have just let you pass or he would have rear ended me. You literally tried to run me off the road for NO REASON WHAT SO FUCKING EVER.
Go crash.
Sincerely,
Dsscats
This is Letters to LA, Dsscats' new satirical series. It is meant to be funny and slightly informative about LA drivers. It is also meant to be mean and vulgar. If you disagree with that, I suggest not reading it or sucking it up. That is all. Have some cars for your time.
Racescort666
> Dsscats
09/29/2014 at 18:07 |
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I think you forgot to whisper sweet nothings as you gazed into each other's eyes. You've gotta be more romantic than just trying to ram it in.
PatBateman
> Dsscats
09/29/2014 at 18:11 |
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I HATE that shit. Is the zipper really that difficult, or do you, driver who refuses to yield, just want to "win"?
This is why I cannot have a brush guard on my truck.
The Real Dacia Sandero
> Racescort666
09/29/2014 at 18:36 |
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